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Your House Looks Like Shit Postcard


You know your neighbors house
looks like shit.
Do something about it.

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We all have that one neighbor, you know the one

The one who’s lawn is more dirt than grass

The one who thinks his yard is a storage facility

The one who thinks painting their house a random color is innovative

Yes those are the bastards we are talking about

Well it’s time to let them know how you feel”

What does this special message say you ask? Our courteous memo was painstakingly drafted over weeks of excessive coffee consumption, meditation, and good ole fashioned anger. Here is the note, your recipient will receive.

“With all due respect, your house looks like shit, and because your house looks like shit both you and your neighbor’s property values are being negatively affected. We would welcome and appreciate any efforts made to help make your house look less shitty moving forward. Again, no disrespect intended.

Warm Regards,

Your Neighbors”

With YHLLS you can send a totally anonymous postcard for the low price of $3.00 to your sloppy neighbor and let them know exactly how you feel about their tacky or unkempt home.

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You've got questions? We've got answers!

Yes, act now before your neighbor buys some more garden gnomes!

No, this is completely anonymous, they will never know!

Only $3 per post card, Think about how much your sloppy neighbor is costing you in property value!

We’ll process your order within 1-3 days, depending on how busy we get, then it’s up to the postal service to do their part, and that is out of our control.

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